Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Safety First

"Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano today will call for a review of the color-coded threat level system, which was created in the months after the 9/11 terrorist attacks. "

Artists and random creative souls now mourn the loss of the opportunity to continue giving Americans much-needed art lessons.

Code Plaid: Run around screaming like a ninny. Swap pants with the person next to you.
Alternate interpretation of Code Plaid: Prepare for attack by Scotland.

Code Grey: Arm yourself with duct tape.

Code Orange: Definitely eat dessert first.

A Code somewhere between Puce and Beige: Prepare for attack by Decorators.
(Note: Mauve is gaining popularity.)

Code Tan: We're in it.
Code Brown: We're really in it.
Code Dark Brown: We're really, really in it and it seems to be all over me!